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Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo



 
 
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Old June 15th 09, 01:48 PM posted to uk.food+drink.indian,uk.food+drink.misc,rec.food.cooking,uk.media.tv.misc,rec.autos.sport.f1,uk.telecom.broadband
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Default Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo

I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.

What should I do?

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Old June 15th 09, 01:56 PM posted to uk.food+drink.indian,uk.food+drink.misc,rec.food.cooking,uk.media.tv.misc,rec.autos.sport.f1,uk.telecom.broadband
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On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000 (UTC), "Mikey" wrote:

I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.

What should I do?


Yoghurt or cream or even milk applied to the area will ease it. . Do
not under any circumstances apply water or use anything like a wet
wipe cos believe me you will pay even more.

You should next time remember that you are a wimpy ponce who can't
handle a curry and have one of those Tikka Massala dishes. :-)
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Old June 15th 09, 01:57 PM posted to uk.food+drink.indian,uk.food+drink.misc,rec.food.cooking,uk.media.tv.misc,rec.autos.sport.f1,uk.telecom.broadband
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Default Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo

"Mikey" wrote:
I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.

What should I do?

Offer it to Mandelson.

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Old June 15th 09, 03:42 PM posted to uk.telecom.broadband
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Default Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo

On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000 (UTC)
"Mikey" wrote:

I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.

What should I do?


Go to Switzerland. There's a clinic there just for you...

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Old June 15th 09, 08:11 PM posted to uk.food+drink.indian,uk.food+drink.misc,rec.food.cooking,uk.media.tv.misc,rec.autos.sport.f1,uk.telecom.broadband
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On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000, "Mikey" wrote:

I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.

What should I do?


Drink 8 pints of Stella.

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Old June 15th 09, 08:39 PM posted to uk.food+drink.indian,uk.food+drink.misc,rec.food.cooking,uk.media.tv.misc,rec.autos.sport.f1,uk.telecom.broadband
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"Phil Stovell" wrote in message
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On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000, "Mikey" wrote:

I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.

What should I do?


Drink 8 pints of Stella.


The problem is - in my experience - that is what sent us down this
unfortunate path in the first place!


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Old June 15th 09, 11:26 PM posted to uk.food+drink.indian,uk.food+drink.misc,uk.media.tv.misc,rec.autos.sport.f1,uk.telecom.broadband
George
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"Mikey" wrote:
I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.

What should I do?


Be a man. Suck it up and endure the pain, you little girly boy...
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Old June 16th 09, 01:38 AM posted to uk.food+drink.indian,uk.food+drink.misc,rec.food.cooking,uk.media.tv.misc,rec.autos.sport.f1,uk.telecom.broadband
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"Phil Stovell" wrote in message
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On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000, "Mikey" wrote:

I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.

What should I do?


Drink 8 pints of Stella.


Stick a cork in it.

Peter R.


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Old June 16th 09, 02:45 PM posted to uk.food+drink.indian,uk.food+drink.misc,rec.food.cooking,uk.media.tv.misc,rec.autos.sport.f1,uk.telecom.broadband
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Default Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo

Mikey wrote in message ...
I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.

What should I do?


Go and stick your head up it


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Old June 16th 09, 08:45 PM posted to uk.food+drink.indian,uk.food+drink.misc,rec.food.cooking,uk.media.tv.misc,rec.autos.sport.f1,uk.telecom.broadband
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"Mike Plowman" wrote in message
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On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000 (UTC), "Mikey" wrote:

I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.

What should I do?


Yoghurt or cream or even milk applied to the area will ease it. . Do
not under any circumstances apply water or use anything like a wet
wipe cos believe me you will pay even more.


Only problem is, when he does that his boyfriend gets the wrong idea



 




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